High School Athletic Achievements:
-Leading Rebounder and Awarded "Most Improved Player" in Basketball
-Named to two All-Confrence teams in Baseball
-Was Baseball MVP, Batting Average Champ, and RBI Leader in his Senior Year
-Named Outstanding Male Athlete of the Year in 2003
-Sprained Ankle in every other football game
Bio:
-Has hit the most teammates/players/fans with helmets or bats on the team
-Frequently shouts obscenities and throws things (see above) when performing poorly
-Enjoys gator rolling and brass knuckle boxing with kangaroos
